When husband goes out with Monkey for their 'dates' (almost always to Home Depot, cause I'm sure she LOVES that) he refuses to carry my girly diaper bag. Something about it robbing him of his masculinity or something...*eye roll*

In any case, what he does is pick through said diaper bag, get out what he wants, throws it into a plastic grocery bag and takes that along.

I have no problem with this. In theory.

I do, however, have a problem with the fact that he never puts anything BACK. That means, I'm going out with Monkey and I can only locate her left shoe (he left the other one in the car...cause why would shoes need to be together?). That means I'm out and about with Monkey and it's hot, and there's no sippy cup. Or her diaper explodes, and there's no change of clothing. Or she's throwing a tantrum that only a baby crunchie will quell and they're at home, in a plastic bag, under the coffee table.

I'm not sure how I can finally get it through to him that things need to be where I expect them. From this day forward I will be hiding one of each of his shoes. His underwear will now reside in a secret location. His cereal will be living in the (unlit) fireplace. It will be a delightful daily treasure hunt. Much like mine!