Not sure who said "children keep you young." Mine aged me by about 4 years just this morning.
I won't go into the gory details but there was leaping (on my part) from across the room to prevent Monkey from eating money, paper and crayons.
There were mini-heart attacks at the sound of Monkey coughing/choking on water.
There was a Monkey hurtling straight for the stairs just because husband left the stair gate open.
I need to lie down.
