Monkey's diet...

Every time I turn around, my child is eating stray socks off the floor, chewing my slippers, licking the wheels of her stroller or playing with dust bunnies. 

This brings me to two conclusions: 

1) we have a filthy home 

2) my child is an animal.

Time to rename Monkey...PigPen?

I swept and Swiffered the floor so it would be nice and clean for crawling daughter.

Left the pile for just a moment to get a dustpan only to return and find daughter had crawled from the other side of the room directly INTO the pile of rubbish and was playing very happily in it. *sigh*

Sometimes I wonder why I bother...!